LOL. I bet all Nigeria university students do this


*u ask your far

with reading? They say they

haven’t started…only to get to

the LIBRARY and find out they

have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers will be telling you “buying my handout is not

compulsory” but class Rep…let me have the list of those that have

* You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG… I would have been a

4.50 graduate by now.
* If you think true love is the

only thing that is hard to find…try

looking for your HOD when you

need his signature on a form.
*Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school
*You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for sch go back house ni?.😂
*u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.😫
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in

class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test….turns to the

board to write. Before he turns

back😳——-class don full. Lol
*come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots

*During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.

Everyone Don become born- again by force.


* It’s always funny when exam

invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.

Lol :v  ðŸ™‚

Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let’s hail all 9ja university students…..

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